KILL THE BITCH

im going to bed cos i’m an old lady


How To Shave Your Legs - Daily Grace

This is for all my hairy followers ;)

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louisfuckingstyles replied to your post: louisfuckingstyles replied to your post: i think…

don’t you ever get curious? i bet when harry sleeps with his mouth open it’s either because a ghost is fucking his mouth … or it could be louis, but who knows



Hi do you want a bowl of tac-o's?

no ;) but you should ask harry’s nipples

i think they’re hungry


i think there’s a ghost sitting on top of me


But I never said I wanted followers? lol

you don’t want your followers?

give them to me lol

i’ll trade you your followers with my house :D


But you do have followers!

well my number of followers are uneven so it’s bothering me

i need 95 more followers to make it even lol

but if it makes you feel better, i’ll buy you followers too :)


yes. i'm very interested in your subway cookies! can i have some? :) x

YES! what’s your address? i’ll send it your way! ;)


i wish i could buy followers, i would be throwing my money at tumblr like

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Does anyone know where I can buy a pair of crotchless pants?

I want to give louis a present for his outstanding work in the gay community.

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i’ve always wanted to see louis fulfil his gay destiny by wearing crotchless pants and throwing glitter at people all whilst listening to paula abdul 

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harrystyleschronicles:

harry styles submits things about himself to noerection, because he knows louis will give him pity sex 

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Would you slap Liam or ditch Niall on your first date? :]

slap liam, but then i would apologise and buy him cookies


You got some cookies, babe?

i have subway cookies if you’re interested